I get drunk and I stumble to the phone
Conjure up a bitch to bone when I'm alone
Fucked up, tore back, I need to take a piss
Only when I'm drunk
I sing a song like this
My grandma and your grandma, sittin' by the fire
Hold on, turn that beat off!
Nah, keep it going
Crazytown, yo y'all just not known'
I get drunk and start talking more shit
And when I got a gun in my hand
You better get out
Cause my brain just ain't what it used to be
Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes

I get, uh! Damn I'm drunk!
I need a chunk, no better yet
A hunk of that funk
I get, uh! Damn I'm drunk!
I need a chunk, no better yet
A hunk of that funk

Yeah I'm good bad, dope I'm freaky fresh
I make hip-hop fans say yes, yes
Crazy's comin' through you know we're gonna blow up
Hold up, wait, I think I'm gonna throw up
Nah, false alarm
I'm getting all ladies with my cool charm
When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk
Yeah, but only when I'm drunk

Yeah, only when I'm drunk
Only when I'm drunk
It happens only when I'm drunk

It goes, one for the chronic two for the amnesia
I'm that crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer
Bust a one out, two out blitz type of rapper
That will get you out of your seat quicker than a car jacker
Sippin' colt forty fever when I'm coolin' with my people
Got ho's in east Columbus when I'm Billy D. Rico
"Cause I move like I'm smooth like Like I'm Harry Belafonte
Lookin' for them suckers that jumped my homey Le Le
All up in this bitch
with the Gin and Tanqueray dink like Mr.Wendal smoke bud like Dr Dre.
But that's cause I'm old en