Here we are again
and were looking at each other as if
each other were to blame.
You think youre so smart
but Ive seen you naked and Ill probably see you naked again.
Milli Vanilli told you to Blame It On The Rain
but if you blame it on the rain tell me what can be gained so
if all else fails you can blame it on me.

*chorus*
If all else fails you can blame it on me.
If all else fails you can blame it on me.
If all else fails blame it on me.
If all else fails you can blame it on me.

Then you smile again
but youre looking at me like theres something Im supposed to say.
Forgive me, Father,
but Im falling in love and thats all I have for confession today.
Maybe if youd ask me on any other given day
I wouldnt have time for you or anything that you say
but its alright now, you can blame it on me.

*chorus*

yes dear I love you,
but sometimes I think that loves not enough for you.
So you want to play mind games,
well thats fine, go ahead, la la la I cant hear you.

Here you are
and youre a hundred thousand miles away;
They say that absence makes the heart grow fungus.
I wax poetic as youre waxing your legs,
you say you think theres a traitor among us.

*chorus