Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armegaden soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this,
bull-shit, three-ring, circus, side-show of freaks,
here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA.
the only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time, any fucking day.
learn to swim, see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuite and
Fret for your hair-piece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for you pilot and
Fret for you contract and
Fret for you car.

It's a bull-shit, three-ring, circus side-show of freaks,
here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time, any fucking day.
Learn to swim see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky,
Fallowed by meteor showers and tidal waves
Fallowed by fault lines that can not sit still
Fallowed by millions of dumb-founded dipshits.

And some say the end is near,
Some say we'll see armegaden soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this,
Stupid shit.
Silly shit.
Stupid shit.

One great big festering neon distraction,
I have a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
Learn to swim. Learn to swim. Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's coming round to put it back the way it aughta be.

Fuck L. Ron Hubbard
And fuck all his clones.
Fuck all these gun toting,
Hip-gangster wanna be's

Fuck retro anything
Fuck your tatoes
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memories

Fuck smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas.
Fuck these disfunctional, insucure actresses.

I'm praying for rain
I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down
Mom please flush it all away
I wanna see it go right in down
I wanna watch it go right it
Watch you flush it all away

Time to bring it down again
Don't just call me a pessimist
Try to read between the lines

I can' imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change my friend